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Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022
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Cum face

An honerable statement though frowned apon in some cultures and groups that is a unisex phrase that is actually a compliment at the end of the day but mostly males use this as a way to show their affection towards you so wether you agree with it or not it is a compliment
1.Guy:what’s up cum face

Girl: hey daddy

2. Girl: oh my god girl he is so sexy, like straight cum face

Hell yess
by Titty hickey July 18, 2022
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Des Face

Usually taken in picture form but also used when sitting staring at someone. Also called resting bitch face. Although it looks like she wants to kill you it can also be adorable.

Many will know this face from multiple women.
Have you saw this girls picture? "Wow she looks like she wants to stab you, thats definitely a des face"
by 148J July 21, 2022
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Turd face

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:
Give me back my wife you turd face!”
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David Face

David Face is when someone with the name of David has a messy face
“MAN you have David Face.”
What’s that?”
it means you have a messy face.”
by Iron87 June 26, 2022
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placenta face

A Beta male who wishes to be connected to his overbearing mother by trying to get back inside her womb, and be fed once again by the umbilical cord. (Metaphorically speaking)
Chris is such a fucking placenta face! His mom taught him how to eat pussy, herself.
by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022
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Face Shirt

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.
Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.
by Departure7788 July 2, 2022
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