Laser-faced

la·ser-faced

ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode

2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.

Example: “Last night I got laser-faced and ate a whole wheel of cheese”

by TheEmoney August 14, 2021

Face gun

A .22 caliber pistol used by thugs to rob people, it’s small, cheap and easy to conceal yet still lethal when stuck in your face

He used a face gun to get the lady’s purse and all of its contents

by Matt Dahmer June 14, 2021

Stroke face

The face one wears while attempting speech, only to have it come out as a jumble of nonsense.

Ex. Jimmy attempted to ask his friend a question, but got stroke face in the process.

by Carlos smitty June 19, 2021

Face peeling

Face peeling when being used to talk about women's period is something that happens on a women's period where her skin gets so dehydrated (manly and regularly on her face but for some women it can happen on their shoulders or below their breasts) that their skin peels off. It's similar to how women get acne during their period.

"Hey I've started face peeling can you get me the moisturizer?"

"Sure!"

by lekoi July 6, 2021

Bird face

When one has indulged a little too heavy on the marching powder, usually without enough alcohol beforehand.

Bro you need to slow down I can’t look at you right now, your bird face is scaring me

by John Tseno November 15, 2022

Man Face

The best face in Roblox. People who wear this face are considered chads.

Man Face is better than awful faces like Woman Face, Winning Smile, and Stitchface.

by awawpogi June 4, 2022

DeLuca Face

The DeLuca Face is a face of disapproval with a slight smirk; looking a bit sheepish. The face you make when you said something you shouldn’t have said and your friends ask you what you just said.

Luke: did you just say that all Native Americans are savages?
Jake: *DeLuca Face*

by Big_Berg November 17, 2020