Elephant Bukkake hide and seek

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.

He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake hide and seek.

by Smells like trout July 8, 2024

Put the seeds in the dirt

Don’t bs around and if you want real stuff to happen you need to put the seeds in the dirt

Billybob wants to get in shape but doesn’t want to go to the gym, so his friends told him to put the seeds in the dirt

by Kolaplantroot December 11, 2024

self described truth seeker

An overcomplicated way of outing yourself a liar.

Asda Jim is a self described truth seeker and amateur journalist.

by HowToQuotePro February 9, 2026

Zaffiro's Seesaw

The amount of high-level WTFery in someone's life is in inverse proportion to the amount of punctuation they use."

OP: growing up was just a mess like my dad was always working but never really working if you know what I mean like he had jobs but somehow we were always broke and my mom she just kind of checked out like she was there physically but mentally I don’t even think she knew what year it was half the time and then there was my brother who thought he was some kind of genius but really he just sat in the basement playing video games and talking about conspiracy theories while my sister was out sneaking around with guys twice her age and I was just there stuck in the middle trying to keep everyone from killing each other but also wondering if maybe that wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen
Reply: That's such a Zaffiro's Seesaw I'm not sure how to react.

by Dappy_Harwin_Hay February 11, 2025

Chinese hide-and-seek

Regular hide-and-seek but when the person is find they seeker and hider have to kiss. Ideal game if you are on a two man or a three man or a mission involving multiple people

We should play Chinese hide-and-seek with Hannah and Julia, it's a perfect opportunity

by LPtoine1010 March 13, 2025

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025