"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"
by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020
Get the meat-cockmug. Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.
Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.
Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.
by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020
Get the Squad meatmug. When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
Get the Cuban Meat Slicermug. on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
Get the Meat Muggingmug. One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.
Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011
Get the Meat Mechanicmug. by pseudoluuk September 16, 2018
Get the Thinking meatmug. An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
Get the Mystery meatmug.