When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 21, 2025
Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)
"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"
by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019
When a person catches there mates fart directly in their mouth and then blows it into another person's mouth.
by Dirty Doppler March 16, 2018
It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.
by Elf of the chocolate December 08, 2024
by Diddlewood February 22, 2016
When an uncircumcised man sticks his penis inside a girls ass and pulls out just a little bit so the foreskin is still inside then she shits and he shoves it back inside
by Vhcikleot April 06, 2018
When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 26, 2022