Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.

Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair

by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022

Chocolate Soda

When an interracial couple has sex that ultimately ends in explosive diarrhea

“Don’t Tell anyone, but Patricia and Tyrone just shared a chocolate soda.”

by hazelbeit April 14, 2018

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.

Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.

by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

Chocolate Winker

Basically a butthole

He was having Buttsex with that chocolate winker

by Akonamaws August 25, 2023

Chocolate And Mayo

Some fucking chocolate and mayo in a jar dumbass

Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children

by C O S M O July 13, 2022

chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.

Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.

by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024