I don’t care

What my dad says instead of “yes” or “sure” 99% of the time.

Me: Dad, can I go out with friends tonight?
Dad: I don’t care.

by Cqss August 30, 2020

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

by Le Human October 20, 2020

when-i-ay

The opposite of anyway. Used when one wants to emphasize someting rather than to reduce the relative importance of a subject

...I slapped the hoe cuz she wouldnt pay the rent wheniay(when-i-ay).

...My dad has been gone for 12 years, im excited for when he comes back with the milk wheniay(when-i-ay).

by ItsMeBirb November 8, 2022

I hate u

I love u

him: "I hate u"

Her: "I hate u too, loml"

by Hwru March 13, 2022

I wov you!

when a little child (usually 3 or 2) tries to say i love you

mom: ¨teddy did you eat my chocolate bar?¨
Teddy:¨no mommy i wov you!¨

by UN1C0RNGUR1 September 21, 2020

meanwhile I was thinking

Something said when you are trying to think, and are interrupted by someone saying something, normally unrelated. Used to let them know you were thinking so they should Stfu

You: (thinking)
Joe: omg did you hear James banged your gf last night and bob... Etc.etc
You: meanwhile I was thinking

by Threadkilla April 18, 2015

I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner

Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.

by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 13, 2022