Prod-simp

An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.

Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.

by The British Tea January 30, 2022

Simp

Super into mashed potatoes.

Yea I’m a simp, super into mashed potatoes.

by Superjj787 March 12, 2021

Simp

Super intense Minecraft player

lip Jacob is SIMP for Harper

Jacob:''I love you 💖 harper.''
Harper:"well I don't love you😂."

by 69urmomhard March 5, 2022

Simp

A man that will buy her all the clothes then she'll say "Thank you bro!" And said simp will not give a flying fuck because thy is S I M P

Guy 1: "Wow Gary bought melissa a Loui Bag"

Guy 2: " Wow what a fucking Simp"

by Zwuii April 23, 2020

Simp

a person bullied for showing respect to a girl.

P1: "OMHJHGHJUY babe you are so cute and adorable1!1!1!"
P1's gf :"omg thanksssss"
P2: " s i m p."
P3: "Simp"
and it goes on and on cuz someone decided to show respect to a woman.

by jjoe-li October 25, 2020

Simp

EXE himself.

Exe you're a fucking simp you downy.

- A Friend

by ramenynoodley May 9, 2020

Simping

Being pussy-whipped for a person who you are not in a relationship with. Also being obsessed and overly servicing to that person.

Guy 1, "yeah bro she was talking about how she wanted these shoes so I went ahead and bought them for her."

Guy 2, "Bro doesn't she always leave you on read and never talk to you unless she wants something? You're simping hardcore bro you gotta stop."

by Binaryincision October 24, 2020