There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019
Get the S-i-m-p mug.You are so bored that you typed in every character top to bottom then again using SHIFT then left to right and again using SHIFT.
You cant use this in a sentence. It's physically impossible and implausible. But here's a sentence anyway. "`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?" You say. "What the fuck". That's the sentence.
by Weird Master March 30, 2020
Get the `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? mug.Making. Easy. Money. Pimpin. Hoes. In. Style.
Word originated in Memphis, TN. Acronymn for the above stated. A state of mind in which above is stated.
Word originated in Memphis, TN. Acronymn for the above stated. A state of mind in which above is stated.
by i|3 June 13, 2006
Get the M.E.M.P.H.I.S. mug.acronym that stands for "Fuck Love I'm Pimpin"; anyone who's not ready for love yet, through with love, or just wants to chill and have fun without getting to serious in relationships
by simona88 December 15, 2008
Get the F.L.I.P mug.Jewish American Princess, aka spoiled rotten slutty bitches
Specifications
*Must reside on Long Island, in Northern New Jersey, or Boca Raton
*Hair color does not matter, though highlights are a necessity for some
*nasal voice (Long Island Only)
*Makeup MUST include the following: Mac, Dior, Chanel, Lancome, Nars, etc.
*Clothes: Abercrombie, Hollister, Ruehl, Gilly Hicks, Juicy Couture, Splendid, American Apparel, C&C California, Ed Hardy, Hard Tail, So Low, Junk Food (for JAPs in training), etc. Victoria's is the ONLY place to buy underwear (only thongs but sexy boyshorts are ok too)
*Jewelry: Tiffany and Co, Cartier, David Yurman, Chanel, Dior, etc.
*Handbags: Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Miu Miu, Gucci, Juicy Couture, Fendi, etc.
*Shoes:can vary but the cheapest brands are Havaianas (a Brazilian flipflop line) or converse
*Technology: Mac laptops ONLY (for ichatting, of course), a blackberry or iphone cell phone ONLY, MUST have facebook
*Attitude: um, can you say bitchy? Can be intelligent or be a complete dumbass.
Intolerant of any racial (by using slurs) /orientational minorities (African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, gays, lesbians, disabled, etc.) or those who to them are "weird" or "uncool". On occasion, JAPS will try and convince the "weird" people to conform to their lifestyle, claiming that they "only want to help you." Do NOT buy this.
Lifestyle: usually wealthy to the point of spoiled, they will compete in making the most "super-sweet bat mitzvah" or sweet 16 or compete in popularity by the number of bar/bat mitzvah paraphernalia they get. VERY classless.
Relationships: JAPS act like sluts among their peers, throwing themselves at every Jewish guy who's willing to get head. They will brag about how far they've gone and criticize those who prefer taking things slow. Relationships RARELY last more than two months. However, Jewish mothers will occasionally force their sons into marrying a JAP to "maintain a fully Jewish heritage." It is not uncommon for JAPS to be labeled later in life as gold diggers by their husbands.
Personal Life: Almost all JAPS have very shady personal lives. It could pertain to family issues (ugly divorce, father a joe hedgefund or joe law type is sleeping with a much-younger shiksa, death of mother, etc.), emotional issues (mental illness, eating disorders, perfectionism, learning disabilities, cutting, etc.)
Interests: Some JAPS prefer sports, others prefer musical theater (this is very rare though), shopping parties and sex are religions. Most Importantly though, are the jappy, exclusive, 100% unsupervised summer camps they call their "home away from home." Here, girls like to bully others and hook up with all of thier male friends from home. Most of these camps are in the Poconos in Pennslyvania.
Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a J.A.P.
Specifications
*Must reside on Long Island, in Northern New Jersey, or Boca Raton
*Hair color does not matter, though highlights are a necessity for some
*nasal voice (Long Island Only)
*Makeup MUST include the following: Mac, Dior, Chanel, Lancome, Nars, etc.
*Clothes: Abercrombie, Hollister, Ruehl, Gilly Hicks, Juicy Couture, Splendid, American Apparel, C&C California, Ed Hardy, Hard Tail, So Low, Junk Food (for JAPs in training), etc. Victoria's is the ONLY place to buy underwear (only thongs but sexy boyshorts are ok too)
*Jewelry: Tiffany and Co, Cartier, David Yurman, Chanel, Dior, etc.
*Handbags: Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Miu Miu, Gucci, Juicy Couture, Fendi, etc.
*Shoes:can vary but the cheapest brands are Havaianas (a Brazilian flipflop line) or converse
*Technology: Mac laptops ONLY (for ichatting, of course), a blackberry or iphone cell phone ONLY, MUST have facebook
*Attitude: um, can you say bitchy? Can be intelligent or be a complete dumbass.
Intolerant of any racial (by using slurs) /orientational minorities (African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, gays, lesbians, disabled, etc.) or those who to them are "weird" or "uncool". On occasion, JAPS will try and convince the "weird" people to conform to their lifestyle, claiming that they "only want to help you." Do NOT buy this.
Lifestyle: usually wealthy to the point of spoiled, they will compete in making the most "super-sweet bat mitzvah" or sweet 16 or compete in popularity by the number of bar/bat mitzvah paraphernalia they get. VERY classless.
Relationships: JAPS act like sluts among their peers, throwing themselves at every Jewish guy who's willing to get head. They will brag about how far they've gone and criticize those who prefer taking things slow. Relationships RARELY last more than two months. However, Jewish mothers will occasionally force their sons into marrying a JAP to "maintain a fully Jewish heritage." It is not uncommon for JAPS to be labeled later in life as gold diggers by their husbands.
Personal Life: Almost all JAPS have very shady personal lives. It could pertain to family issues (ugly divorce, father a joe hedgefund or joe law type is sleeping with a much-younger shiksa, death of mother, etc.), emotional issues (mental illness, eating disorders, perfectionism, learning disabilities, cutting, etc.)
Interests: Some JAPS prefer sports, others prefer musical theater (this is very rare though), shopping parties and sex are religions. Most Importantly though, are the jappy, exclusive, 100% unsupervised summer camps they call their "home away from home." Here, girls like to bully others and hook up with all of thier male friends from home. Most of these camps are in the Poconos in Pennslyvania.
Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a J.A.P.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: LIKE EH MA FUCKING GAWD I CANNAWT WAITTT 2 C MY CAMPIESSSS AGAINNNN
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: I KNOWW, WE R GOING 2B SOOO GORGEOUSSS AT OUR SOCIALS. JAKE AND BEN R SOOOOO GONNA WANNA HOOK UP W US!!!
Xoprincess<3sammioX: I TOTALLY LIKE NEEEDDD THAT TERRY MINIDRESS FROM JUICY BUT MY DADDY, WAYYYY 2 PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT SLUT GF OF HIS, DOESNT SEEM 2 CARE =(
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: THAT SUXX!!!! THAT BITCH RACHEL CALLED ME A J.A.P YESTERDAY. I AM NAWT A J.A.P. !!! I ONLY TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULDN'T WEAR ALL BLACK ALL THE TIME SO SHE CAN ACTUALLY GET INVITED 2 PARTIES AND SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED A SHIT.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: UR RITE, SHE IS A BITCH! WELL G2G BABE. LUV U MWAH MWAH!!
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: BYE BABEE. ONLY 126 DAYS TIL CAMPP!!!
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: I KNOWW, WE R GOING 2B SOOO GORGEOUSSS AT OUR SOCIALS. JAKE AND BEN R SOOOOO GONNA WANNA HOOK UP W US!!!
Xoprincess<3sammioX: I TOTALLY LIKE NEEEDDD THAT TERRY MINIDRESS FROM JUICY BUT MY DADDY, WAYYYY 2 PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT SLUT GF OF HIS, DOESNT SEEM 2 CARE =(
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: THAT SUXX!!!! THAT BITCH RACHEL CALLED ME A J.A.P YESTERDAY. I AM NAWT A J.A.P. !!! I ONLY TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULDN'T WEAR ALL BLACK ALL THE TIME SO SHE CAN ACTUALLY GET INVITED 2 PARTIES AND SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED A SHIT.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: UR RITE, SHE IS A BITCH! WELL G2G BABE. LUV U MWAH MWAH!!
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: BYE BABEE. ONLY 126 DAYS TIL CAMPP!!!
by tennis and tiffanys January 7, 2009
Get the J.A.P. mug.by Evan Neus May 30, 2007
Get the o.p. mug.Never Ending Peace And Love. Actually found this out by a guy from Nepal. Not to get confused with never ending peace and love. 0_o But it comes from the fact that Nepal is a country that is neutral with the world. Although their government may be corrupt, the people there know how to show you a good time. Jim Morrison actually talks about Nepal in " Roadhouse Blues" in the background you can actually hear him speaking nepalese. Pretty cool. He knew about all the fields of weed and opium that grows there, and "Freak ST." that just didn't care what you were into. If you haven't heard of Nepal, it's a country and No! it's not India. You know The Himalayas? The worlds tallest mountain, yeah? well that's in Nepal. So that's that. N.E.P.A.L. EVERYONE!
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