by NOT A SIMP - BREN IS November 03, 2020
Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.
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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”
by Rainbow toffee March 03, 2020
Angel Braidwood
“You’re not going anywhere” she says as she wraps her arms around him and pulls him closer as he tries to leave.
“You’re not going anywhere” she says as she wraps her arms around him and pulls him closer as he tries to leave.
Angel simps so hard that she introduces boys as her “boyfriend” even when he wants nothing to do with her.
by spooooooonge October 19, 2020
Sexually
Impaired
Male
Person
A individual, often male, praises women as if they were goddesses. He will do whatever she demands. An individual who is a simp has transcended the friendzone into another level.
Impaired
Male
Person
A individual, often male, praises women as if they were goddesses. He will do whatever she demands. An individual who is a simp has transcended the friendzone into another level.
Hey have you heard about Jim being a total simp?
Yeah he did Vanessas math and history homework for nothing in return.
Yeah he did Vanessas math and history homework for nothing in return.
by Vatsug777 January 12, 2021
GHOST: oh my god you’re so hot (any egirl)
ROSE: oh ghost ur such a simp! not even ur dogs like you cmon man.
ROSE: oh ghost ur such a simp! not even ur dogs like you cmon man.
by roseeeyy November 21, 2020
A simp is a person who spends way to much time devoted to another person. And is willing to do almost anything for the other.
Kaleb (Simp): Man, I would buy a dinosaur for her! But sadly shes too far away.
Logan the pimp: Man, Brylee is across tha damn country. You a simp.
Logan the pimp: Man, Brylee is across tha damn country. You a simp.
by Not BigPound May 18, 2021
A derogatory term used by young male perverts who are interested in women for something other than sex, or who value them or respect them for something other than simple objectification. It's like the term Snowflake, where the white privileged people having meltdowns started to use the term against the people who were calling them snowflakes. Simp means simpleton, your average American college-age male who is so simple-minded, he sees all women as objects and has only sex on his mind, with a mental inability to think of something else. The simps then turned that around against the thoughtful man, who has ideas beyond his penis, and started calling everyone who wasn't a simp, a simp. And just like snowflake, it's now a term that has the opposite meaning of its original meaning. Snowflake simps hate being labeled as they are and believe, in their heart, that they are rubber, and you are, in fact, glue, and whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.
Simpleton college frat boy: I'm bonin' chicks, you just gotta treat em like sh*t, bros before hos home, hold my beer I see another one..
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021