Monkey with Braces

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.

Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

by MonkeySansMetal August 6, 2007

cab monkey

That guy who flags down a cab with no intentions of using it, whilst another less fortunate person flags down the same cab without a chance of aquiring the cab.

joe- Look at that rich cab monkey.

frank- yea what a dick.

by 1234658971346 November 27, 2007

Number Monkey

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

by landthisplane November 1, 2015

Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs you're really out here playing like monkey sex.

by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

torch monkey

Steve Bannon.

He was pushed out of the White House but Trump's

Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.

by DJDJSQUARED October 26, 2017

Finger monkey

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.

Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.

by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017

Monkey Nigger

A racial slur to describe a black person

Dontavious is a Monkey Nigger

by Ooshwon12 May 21, 2023