Tibor Moment

- seeing an obese person
- seeing any weird emotions or hearing weird sentences/words that Tibor would do

Person 1: DAYUM HE'S HUGE
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Person 1: WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS HANDS? THAT'S SO WEIRD!
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Tibor: *says something so weird that is beyond human understanding*
Person 1 & 2: Tibor Moment

by RealAdderall December 8, 2023

no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Poo moment

A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.

A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.

by warsi-saab November 8, 2020

Dougie Moment

(Duh - gee - moe - ment)

1, Kicking ass at Bloons TD6

2, Saying something horribly racist and/or homophobic

3, Committing Arson

4, Charles Manson

Son, you are dishonorably discharged for having too many Dougie Moments

by FrickceH December 26, 2020

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day

"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"

by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024