Bayreuth Butt

A condition characterized by a sore butt and back, caused by sitting on the hard, uncomfortable seats for multiple nights of lengthy Wagner opera performances (especially the Ring Cycle) at the famous Bayreuth Festival in Germany.

My case of Bayreuth Butt that was brought on by seeing the Ring Cycle, Tristan und Isolde, and Parsifal in the space of seven days at the Bayreuth Festival was only mildly alleviated by seeing a prostitute give Wotan a blow job on stage.

by Mad King Ludwig August 12, 2017

butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.

Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

hug butt

A butt that is hug worthy.

"Damn, look at that girl's badonkadonk!"
"Definitely a hug butt."

by Ragerbot August 30, 2017

butt pizza

When someone places their pizza(and eventually eats) on the bench in the change room full after sports, usually ice hockey. Post-sports usually has naked, sweaty or recently showed butts on the bench; a great place to put down your pizza slice.

Everyone looked at Glen as he ate up his butt pizza. I would never eat butt pizza, but others don't seem to mind.

by dsjkfhsfhwi3thwnwfioenfsfsdf October 31, 2018

butt bean

Refers to an ecstasy pill, when taken rectally.

Jim is off his face tonight, it must have been that butt bean he plugged a couple hours ago.

by Bloodbutt Dick February 27, 2019

Butt Chode

When a man's anus prolapses to an extent that it can act as a supplementary penis.

I love how my boyfriend's butt chode rubs my clit

by Josi4446567 February 28, 2019

Butt Blessed

When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.

I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!

by HoHeidiHo December 27, 2018