Water

Noun:

A state of permanent wet-ness.

Something can only be wet if can be dried, the word for this permanent state of wet-Ness is, water.

by Definition of water March 16, 2019

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.

I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Urine Water

A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.

I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Spring water

When an ice cube that has been inserted into an anus begins to melt and the water exits the body

That chick is so hot, I’d drink that spring water

by Ghostface mullah January 11, 2022

open water rowing

An open water rower rows across an unprotected, “open” body of water experiencing the varied conditions of the environment. Open water rowing is to flat water rowing as cross country running is to running on a track.
Open water rowing most accurately describes the characteristics and possibilities on the water and the style of boat one would row given these varied conditions.

Open water rowing is a wonderful way to experience the San Francisco Bay.

by Juanita Sicktastic July 15, 2022

Water

Water is an element from the earth in which it has sugar in it because the sugar is scared from the tounge creature drinking the water so the molecules hide and it gets very very small and hides and if you drink the waterrrr u can get stomach aches so if you ever wondered why you get stomach aches after drinking water this is why because it gives you a stomach ache and makes you act retarted.

Yo this drip of water just got me high asf

by Your local scientist March 8, 2019