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Free Speech Urban Dictionary 

Free Speech Urban Dictionary is a true look at how "CREATIVE SLANG" evolves!

I see a lot of people taking this site WAY TOO Seriously! So what the fuck is your problem? If you want serious, go to Websters for definitions!

This site is BOTH informative and FUN!!!! get it? FUN!!! ... its simple.

If for no other reason this site provides good entertainment for people who like to talk about Sex, Race, whatever!!! its free speech! something that is disappearing fast in our country.

Also "SLANG" has no right or wrong definition,(ya stupid ass haters!) So if its slang and any you want to post it! FUCK IT!!! post it, just to piss them off!

And to the HATERS! go ahead, give definition a thumbs down!
it just proves my point! You say you hate this site, but you read this far down in order to give it a thumbs down, That makes you a DUMB FUCK! ... Congratulations!

So to the the haters of Urban Dictionary I say ... FUCK YOU! it's my right to say it, If you don't like it, don't fucking come back! (...Free Speech Rocks!) use it or loose it!!!!!
"Define Your Word" and defend "FREE SPEECH Urban Dictionary" (And NEVER let anyone ever tell you what you can and cant say!)
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The Urban Dictionary

Example of urban dictionary crime:

Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)

Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.

Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.
Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.
The Urban Dictionary by Diego November 5, 2003

Names Section on Urban Dictionary 

NO!

Jus--
NO, BAD, STAHPIT,
I WILL get the newspaper, just
STOP.
okay?
okay.
No more.
I'm sorry,
But I'm not.
Enough's enough.
Stop.
Names Section on Urban Dictionary

Anti-Urban Dictionary 

Someone who posts ridiculously long or angry definitions on urban dictionary trying to defend something that everybody else agrees sucks or people were posting definitions of in good fun.
Gigli

GIGLI DID NOT SUCK IT WAS THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE BLAH BLAH BLAH for an average of 1000 words.

- Wow that guy is being really anti-urban dictionary right now.

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

This definition will break the Urban Dictionary "mug" ad below. It will go off to the sides of the webpage and just pretty much completely break Urban Dictionary. Word max count is 1500, but Urban Dictionary breaks here. Goodbye!

This definition will break the Urban Dictionary "mug" ad below. It will go off to the sides of the webpage and just pretty much completely break Urban Dictionary. Word max count is 1500, but Urban Dictionary breaks here. Goodbye!

That's a lot of text!

The Urban dictionary effect 

The Urban dictionary effect is
when you are searching urban dictionary, you become baffled when some definitions are surprisingly very good, politically correct, and contain actual fact.
Timmy: "dude, I was searching Urban dictionary last night and I saw the definition of Syria. It really touched me bro"

John: "HA GAAAAYYYYYY"

Timmy: "must be the urban dictionary effect"

John: "OR YOU'RE JUST A FA-"

Timmy: "shut up"