CyberPoseidon's kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your telephone dropping into the water and you start to nominate all the known divinities

The cyberposeidon's kiss is only for chosen few

by GigiSawdust April 16, 2018

lethal kiss

When a man injects poison into his penis before a female gives him a blow job resulting in her being poisoned when he ejaculates

I caught her cheating man I don't know what I'm going to do

Could always give her a lethal kiss,and get one last BJ

by Sunny Anders March 26, 2024

Neanderthal Kisses

Rubbing your eyebrows together while grunting.

She's cute and all, but then she gave me neanderthal kisses.

by NeanderthalKisses May 25, 2022

Stolen Kisses

the habit of placing soft kisses on another whilst they are asleep

It wasn’t a secret that they weren’t exactly stolen kisses

by Chrome Laces May 21, 2018

garden kisses

A kiss only the flowers of a garden could give you 💕

The new blossom gave me the garden kisses I so truly admire 💕

by Foreverlonelyyy March 31, 2023

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020

give someone a kiss day

December 12th is national give someone a kiss day so don't be shy and relatives don't count were not in Alabama

person 1: hey do you no what day it is

person 2: no ???
person 1: its give someone a kiss day

person 2:oh

person 1: *kiss*
(I'm sorry I'm doing all this to kiss my crush)

by a very gay person November 30, 2020