Sweat Slap

The act of slapping something on a sweaty body to which it will stick.

“DJ just sweat slapped that uno card on his face and it sticks! It’s like has frog skin.”

by Kylos19 January 05, 2023

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023

slap your bum

A big slap on your bum bum till it jiggles

I wanna slap your bum bum

by Yhu7838 March 12, 2023

Milk slap

When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand

Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.

by Samuraignome June 05, 2023

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 05, 2019

The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.

I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap

by Hani Akram September 24, 2019

Slaps and sluts

For the hell of it; shits and giggles

I just made Mac n cheese instead of eating last nights leftovers for slaps and sluts.

by Fire20work August 29, 2021