NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021

Simp

Someone who “dogs the boys” therefore placing hoes before said bros

“Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”

by Quake2108 December 3, 2020

Simp

Mario

Mario is such a simp, omg

Mario is a simp for C and he doesn't even admit it.

by KillerBee2542 November 23, 2021

Simp

Pussy ass nigga who puts a trifling hoe before the bro’s. Commonly associated with the name hunter.

that Boy hunter a simp

by TheBoys420 February 25, 2020

Simp

You

“Whats a simp?”

“You, you’re a s i m p

by Yvyde April 11, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Nigga Simp

When a nigga is doing simp things for another nigga.

*Roy calls Chase*

Roy: Yo bro could you get me a ride to ya crib?

Chase: Yeah I got you bro.

Roy: Thanks bruh!

Chase: No problem bro. I was bored and had nun to do anyway. If you ever need sum I gotchu.

*Both hangs up*

Roy: Yeah he’s a nigga simp...

by D_Money1906 November 22, 2020