Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

melt the butter

to melt the butter is when a big secret is out or when you like someone and they know

person 1: i like marie
person 2:omg did you just melt the butter
marie: he melted the butter!!!

by iheartgolsfish213 October 22, 2022

Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

Butters

Connor Mattinson

Connor is well butters mate

by JSMITH99 June 17, 2021

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2014

Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person

“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025