Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

Mexican Speedwrench

A crescent wrench

"Hey I need to get off this bolt quickly! Pass me the Mexican Speedwrench!"

by B With The D March 13, 2024

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.

Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.

by Sans the Lucario July 9, 2018

Mexican Clapback

When you buy nacho cheese in bulk from Costco and give your self a nacho cheese enema. Then proceed to fart in your other half’s face whilst they eat the nacho cheese.

Last night we spent so much in Costa then he gave me a Mexican Clapback and I just couldn’t get the cheese out my hair.

by Mac89 April 22, 2024

Mexican-ing

The act of being Mexican.

“Ayo the Mexicans really Mexican-ing today”

by Bigmexicanmaster22 October 11, 2022

Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab

A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.

Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.

by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018