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Mexican Flicker Gooning

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?
by Shady32 January 22, 2025
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mexican yes

A 'yes' or positive response to a question that does not warrant a 'yes' or 'no' response.

A quick 'yes' to an inquiry to avoid a negative reaction to the actual answer.
Usually used when the actual truth will result in the person asking the question becoming angry or frustrated with the answer, so the positive response (though a lie) is used to keep the person happy or at least neutral.
Q:"Juan, when are those parts going to show up for this project? We really need to get this done quickly."
A:"Yes!" (Truth: wont be here in time for deadline, so using a mexican yes to keep asker happy)
by RockyLeafs May 18, 2023
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Mexican Olympics

Mexican Olympics-
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.

The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.

Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.

Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.

Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.

To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.

By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.

If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.

Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"

Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."

Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."

Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."

Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
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Broke mexican

Some one that just crossed the border and is a wet back and needs to dry of his back before border patrol gets him and has no money
by 21savege May 21, 2018
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Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.
Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?
by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024
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Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez
I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos
by Beans2954 February 14, 2023
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