two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017

Oops My Finger Schlipt

When you accidentally do something

Oops my finger Schlipt

by Lllllllllloolllll May 11, 2019

National Finger Blasting Day

April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day

This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.

Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?

Person 2: No that’s gross!

Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.

Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.

by Stop Cappin April 26, 2020

It's just fish fingers in a cave

Forget past offenses or causes of conflict and just reconcile.

"Did you, now? God, Patrick, do you have any idea how crazy that sounds? It's just fish fingers in a cave," SpongeBob replied.

by not_str8_mermaidman September 30, 2020

Five finger drum machine

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.

I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.

by rust shackel September 22, 2012

Foil Finger Foil Thimble

A peace of foil u put over ur left pointer finger. Used to cover the finger, resulting in not burning your finger. Used when taking res hits from a bowl or a glass pipe. The finger is placed over the "carb" while lighting the center of the bowl.

Guy1

Yo go get me the foil finger foil thimble so we can take some hit from this empty bowl.
Guy2

o we outta weed? Damn, I got that foil finger coming right up!

by S'Bill February 14, 2012

2 girls 1 finger

Contains some Japanese lesbian scat. Anyways homie 3 is puking in the toliet right now and this is homie 2 explaining. So two japanese girl that were known to be porn stars named Akane Mochida and Mayura Hoshitsuki, so there is this shitty music so 2 girls begins to spit when they kiss and they threw up on each other, next the girl puked directly on the camera and played with their vomit like it was kinetic sand. Next the other girl pooped out a doodoo in the other girl mouth.

Homie 3: I NEED YEARS OF THERAPY TO RECOVER FROM 2 girls 1 finger AHHHH
Homie 2: Bro I am in debts and I cannot even pay therapy
Homie 4: And I am going to a mental hospital
Homie 1: Bring me there too.

by Homies3washere October 13, 2023