Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

Chocolate Waterslide

When lesbians scissor while one or both have explosive diarrhoea.

"Me and Stacy did a Chocolate Waterslide after that curry last night."

by Gigs_1 September 30, 2022

chocolate rock slide

Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.

Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."

by aquacatpro December 28, 2016

Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021

Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.

Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018

Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands

My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night

by Corner man 777 September 13, 2022

does the chocolate milk jiggle

When you have a fat double chin and you shake it

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024