P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy

Here comes the P-Monster!

by maalimP May 24, 2018

Pushin P

Peeing.

Bro. I gotta go pushin P so bad.

by idioticstupididiotbad February 23, 2022

Ava p

If you ever meet Ava she will warm your heart instantly she is kind sweet and cute and you won’t find someone with the same personality as her if you ever do find an Ava hold her tight in your arms and never let her go

Omg Ava p

by Itzmemen December 8, 2019

toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

pushing p

two men having sex and abusing kids

i am pushing p in bed with my kids

by who gives 2 fucks February 1, 2022

Pushin P

Pushing the lifestyle of a player, a real one
Putting your people in position is pushin p

Im pushin P

by Pushingpeee January 22, 2022

Pushing P

When you push piss out your bladder so hard you lose all control over the aim of the stream and absolutely paint the immediate vacinitiy in warm frothy piss

Shithead kid: Mom...I was pushing p too hard, I made an oopsie

Man: ayo! Sorry for pushing p all over you during sexy time and drenching yo ass

by Master Cheef February 5, 2022