When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
by Cantgoback June 26, 2017
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He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."
by Stanley Steamrollz April 6, 2014
Get the golden brown eye mug.Describing a shifty, powerful person. Whom you or others believe to be capable, or to have committed horrific crimes; yet they have not faced legal consequences.
“Carole Baskin has Hilary Clinton Eyes, you know she murdered her husband and fed her to the tigers!
by Gregg S Carter March 28, 2020
Get the Hilary Clinton Eyes mug.The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.
person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
by coit105 May 8, 2010
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by bigbadbg February 19, 2011
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