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Judd Moment

A Judd Moment is where you enter a conversation and you have no clue what’s happening, what’s going on, or what they’re talking about and you get scared, worried, confused, horrified, or straight up dumbfounded by it and you would be better off without being further part of and not given context of the conversation.
(User if said phrase): bro, this is a total Judd Moment.

Or

(User of said phrase): I’m having a total Judd Moment right now.

Or

(User of said phrase): WOW, this is a total Judd Moment for me guys!
by Mr_Kinto July 1, 2019
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Bruh moment

Bruh moment is a term used to describe something that is annoying or confusing. Usually in response to a statement or a piece of media
“Did you hear what happened to eoghan? His computer broke.” “ that’s a bruh moment
by Alexthecat69 January 8, 2022
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Juris moment

An action or a set of actions that one would describe as being dumbass, symptomatic of a larger misunderstanding of human nature, quirky.
Jim has a crush on Blair, but is hitting on her lesbian friend Haisley. This is what I call a Juris moment.
by SparkleQueen27 May 8, 2024
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Blud Moment

A moment where the user Blud^Milk intentionally says or creates the most mind-numbing statement.
"Yo, that post is kinda cringy... but at the same time, it seems ironic."

"Talk about a Blud Moment."
by qwerty-u September 8, 2021
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.
“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”
by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020
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Cocoanut moment

When someone unironically says some really stupid shit and its funny as fuck

or
when someone has a brain boom and our meer ape brains could never hope to understand their logic
hey man, what do you think Nutella is made of?

bro probably cocoa nuts.

this is a cocoanut moment because person 2 said something so dumb without thinking and it ended up being really funny
by KZMI November 8, 2020
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