Doctor: So have you had any strange activities that may have caused this uti? Not peeing after sex?
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.
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Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“
„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
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After waiting for hours at the concert, I was totally pissed—my friends abandoned me, and I got splashed by a water balloon!
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definition: when someone is neither good or bad at smth, just ordinary. to the point where you can’t tell if they’re good or bad and overthink it too much.
because piss is hot. and that seems like so crazy when you first realize it or hear the term “hot piss. but it’s really ordinary asf. nothing special about piss being hot.
definition: when someone is neither good or bad at smth, just ordinary. to the point where you can’t tell if they’re good or bad and overthink it too much.
because piss is hot. and that seems like so crazy when you first realize it or hear the term “hot piss. but it’s really ordinary asf. nothing special about piss being hot.
examples of usage:
*playing the piano*
🧑🏻: so how am i doing?
👩🏾 🦱: ur hot piss.
🧑🏻thanks…?
👩🏾 🦱:that wasnt a compliment. it’s just that ur no mozart but it’s not the worst i’ve heard but i was kinda expecting better cause yk….
🧑🏻:cause i’m asian?
👩🏾 🦱: yea. but ur still hot piss at the piano
scenario 2:
👱🏼 ♀️i went on a blind date today
👩🏾 🦱oh? what did he look like
👱🏼 ♀️he was hot piss
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨what dat mean??
👱🏼 ♀️like i can’t tell if he’s cute or not
👩🏾 🦱lemme see?
shows picture
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨. well no he’s like… but here he’s kinda.. well i mean he’s not… yea he’s hot piss.
*playing the piano*
🧑🏻: so how am i doing?
👩🏾 🦱: ur hot piss.
🧑🏻thanks…?
👩🏾 🦱:that wasnt a compliment. it’s just that ur no mozart but it’s not the worst i’ve heard but i was kinda expecting better cause yk….
🧑🏻:cause i’m asian?
👩🏾 🦱: yea. but ur still hot piss at the piano
scenario 2:
👱🏼 ♀️i went on a blind date today
👩🏾 🦱oh? what did he look like
👱🏼 ♀️he was hot piss
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨what dat mean??
👱🏼 ♀️like i can’t tell if he’s cute or not
👩🏾 🦱lemme see?
shows picture
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨. well no he’s like… but here he’s kinda.. well i mean he’s not… yea he’s hot piss.
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