Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018

hailey's mom

Get stoned. You need too, you can go through hard things but make a comeback. So eat, rest and screw it up while you can

Get stoned Hailey's Mom

by l4l.gone September 13, 2020

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021

snowplow mom

A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.

Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.

by Reppin' Latvia December 16, 2015

mom steak

A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.

"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

UR MOM

its ur mom duh

ur mom gay

by CHOOCHOOTRAIN123 June 9, 2020

Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018