When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.
To look, but not really see.
To look, but not really see.
Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"
by Haddysmom June 7, 2016
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Me: Dude have you seen the Laughing Man in Yume 2kki?
Friend: Yeah, that dude scared the hell out of me when I used the Phone Effect.
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Mark- I filled that girl's mouth with about 2 pints of my hot man chowder
Lou- Damn dude. You lucky prick. She is a straight 10/10
Cindy- What are you guy's talking about?
Mark- Oh, just that time you drank my man chowder. 2 pints of it to be exact.
Cindy- Oh lol, I loved it to. Got some on my sun dress and had to buy a new one.
Lou- Damn dude. You lucky prick. She is a straight 10/10
Cindy- What are you guy's talking about?
Mark- Oh, just that time you drank my man chowder. 2 pints of it to be exact.
Cindy- Oh lol, I loved it to. Got some on my sun dress and had to buy a new one.
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“You know what that means, it’s No Man November unadd those 69 guys from ur snap girlie” said her guy best friend.
“You know what that means, it’s No Man November unadd those 69 guys from ur snap girlie” said her guy best friend.
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