golden brown eye

When a man urinates a hot steamy stream into a woman's bunghole, hence giving her one hot golden brown eye in the bobby.

He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."

by Stanley Steamrollz April 6, 2014

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Hilary Clinton Eyes

Describing a shifty, powerful person. Whom you or others believe to be capable, or to have committed horrific crimes; yet they have not faced legal consequences.

“Carole Baskin has Hilary Clinton Eyes, you know she murdered her husband and fed her to the tigers!

by Gregg S Carter March 28, 2020

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Eyes from heaven

Eyes so sexy they can’t look at anything else

Toni don’t listen to anything dan says cause she can’t stop looking in to his eyes from heaven

by Whitelines84 May 12, 2019

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Tory eye test

Going for a drive, typically 30 minutes or more, to see if your eyes work properly. Usually conducted with passengers for maximum danger to family and strangers alike.

I had a terrible headache and I couldn't see very well so I thought I'd go for a tory eye test.

by Slim jim gravy guy May 26, 2020

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The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.

person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?

by coit105 May 8, 2010

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