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N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy Or Rotten Titis
man 1 :Look nicca im to go get some from this gurl iight

man 2 : newport jut remember that nigga
by Deseriya September 17, 2006
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You are bored with life and trying to find interesting definitions of a combination of letters in the urban dictionary. You alternated every key on the keyboard from left to right.
Guy 1: Hey, weren't you supposed to be studying for the exam?

Guy 2: `=1-203948576q\werptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn
Guy 1: Ahhhh.
by tigrexhateclub June 30, 2021
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~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN

you really need something better to do with your life
~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN is the ultimate form of boredom
by the cheese person February 3, 2021
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P I Z Z A T I E M

always P I Z Z A T I E M goode
by allihcnihc June 8, 2018
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D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by worldgoesround June 10, 2010
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B-Double E- Double R-U-N

B-Double E- Double R-U-N.

A concept where an individual will say it out loud in order to exempt him/herself from a round of drinks. The last person to say it, is the person to get the round in, or go and get the beers from the fridge.

Usually it is said quickly by people in order to miss out on being the last to say it, and ultimately get the drinks in.
Toby: "You know what guys, i could murder a beer, B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"

Phil: "B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Michael: "B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Will: B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN

James: Oh, not again. Im so slow. Who wants what?
by Zavvi November 1, 2013
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i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.
I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.
by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021
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