cheesedick 

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner.

Justin Gilmartin is a huge cheesedick

cheesedick by JGisaCheeseDICK October 23, 2011

cheese 

When one laughs for a long period of time from the effects of drugs such as marijuana. Usually accompanied by the perma-grin.

"Dude, Evan is straight CHEESIN', dog!"

"Shut the fuck up before I start to cheese, bro..."

cheese by The Almighty Cho July 15, 2008

cheese pie 

a way of saying good bye to some one without them realizing you didn't say "cheers, bye".

as the customer leaves the shop.... "cheese... pie" or on the phone if you are quick "cheese pie!"

cheese pie by massivehen March 1, 2009

Cheese Graters 

when girl has braces and she is giving a guy head, and she rips the skin off of the guys dick like when a cheese grater cuts cheese.

"Bro last night Cara gave me head!"
"Doesn't she have cheese graters?"

Cheese Graters by RichardV123 May 9, 2009

Cheese Swap

1. The act of putting two halves of a bagel with cream cheese on them together, inadvertently transfering 60-90% of the cream cheese to one side or the other. Making sure you have one one side very dry as the other side has loads of cream cheese. Usually only happens when the bagel is still warm and the cheese is soft and pliable.

2. A real problem in the food industry.

I just ordered a bagel but the chick at the counter put the two halves together right out of the toaster... Now i'm going to have mad cheese swap.

I cheese swapped my bagel before I gave half of it to my girlfriend, she was livid she got the 'no-cheese' part.`

Cheese Swap by In Through the Out Door June 19, 2009

Cheese Grilled 

Cheese (Unknown Origin) & Grill (Unknown Origin)

1. Cheese Grill, Is The Feral Act Of Having Intercourse, And Then During, Urinating Inside Of Her/Him.

2. Grilling The Mix Of Urine And Poo, Into a Sandwhich.

Silas: "Dude, I Really Needed Pee, When I Was In Laura

Riki: "EWW MAN THATS RANK"

Anthony: "Shoulda' Cheese Grilled Her"

Cheese Grilled by AntzFTW June 30, 2009

cheese 

A dairy product used to make food such as grilled cheeses mmmmm oh yeah and it is also used when emos want to be random

emo 1- I like cheese!
emo 2- Yeah you are so random lolz
regular person- you guys are gay as crap

cheese by emosSUCKeggs! November 28, 2009