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Onii-bro

A mix between a gay little faggot and a beaner weaner.
Onii-bro I really want beanie wienie cocky wocky.
by God_Rizard September 19, 2022
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THE JD BRO

Your average kid with balls the size of bowling balls. He is mostly known for his Youtube shorts over at jd the bro Shorts. According to jd the bro concrete is an acceptable source of sustenance and this opinion is shared by all. If you aren't subbed to The jd bro what are doing in your life. It's guaranteed that if you sub tot he jd bro you won't get bullied its been proven so don't be that guy.
The Jd bro is cringe
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Brené Bro

A bro who who has discovered the need to heal his emotional wounds and psychological trauma, specifically through the teachings of author Brené Brown.

Brené Bros will often talk about this process at great length to anyone who will listen.
Matt: Yo, Jay and I are gonna smoke, hit Buffalo Wild Wings, and see the new Fast and the Furious. You in?

Jeff: Um...

Matt: What?

Jeff: I mean...I just want to be sure we’re not all just selectively numbing our emotions-

Matt: Forget it ya fuckin Brené Bro!!!
by Mergs99 February 13, 2020
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SO-BRO

"SO-BRO" is a term used to refer to a friend who attends a party or social event with you but remains sober. This friend can serve as a reliable guide or protector if needed, ensuring that everyone involved gets home safely. Their presence at the event can provide a sense of security and assurance for those who want to have fun while also maintaining their self-control and safety.
Someone : "Let's drink alcohol."
Já: "Me and my so-bro aren't drinking today."
by Andrée May 13, 2024
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bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier March 2, 2011
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Bro off

When 2 bros want the same girl and they compete to see who the better bro is
Looks like we're gonna have a bro off.
by Midnight Writer January 31, 2021
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waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021
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