Simp

Someone who puts themselves in a position to defend or support women in any way possible. This person will become very close with the women but will
end up never getting the pussy. This is usually attributed to someone named Carson.

Dude 1: Jesus man, Carson is being such a simp lately.
Dude 2: I know, it’s that bitch he’s been hanging around. She is changing him for the worse.

by dickmaster35 March 2, 2020

Simp lord

A female that wants so much chivalry that she doesn't understand it hurts feminism. Other definitions of simplord hurt simps.

She wanted to be a simp lord, however, she was only a slut.

by georgia mannnnn February 13, 2021

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

Simp

The fucker that no matter what a girl does in Four Square, he always says that she isn't out.

JJ: She's out, she hit the ball like 5 feet out of the square.
Gary: Nah, she's not out because she's a girl.
Literally everyone: Damn you're a simp lol.

by AbyssalCloud March 10, 2021

Simp

A pathetic person who does anything he can even if it means embarassing himself to get girls approval.

That guy looks like a Simp.

by ImUnFazed September 20, 2020

simp

a simp, idk

Oh my god look at laila. She is such a simp!

by its me, ya boy October 28, 2020

Simp

People named peter

Yo, that dudes a simp.

Yeah his names peter

by PeterHasASmallDick January 23, 2020