double decker tits

Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.

Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.

by bpt January 18, 2009

no w/no double u

To protect yourself from no u times 2

Friend: ur mum gey lol
You: no u
Friend: no u times 2
Everyone else: OHHHH GET REKT
You: no w/no double u
Friend: *mum gey*

by Dekpakito June 1, 2019

double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.

Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

by Iva Penis March 1, 2007

reverse double tap

When a guy cums one rope on each tit, then one additional rope on the girl's chin.

My friend's girlfriend had enormous tits and all I could think about was the the reverse double tap I wanted to unleash on her.

by Shaft-shaver August 8, 2015

Double Dog Raul’d

To be fooled, tricked, manipulated, used, crossed over, humiliated, hoodwinked

Man the 49ers really couldn’t cover the fucking spread? They double dog Raul’d us! FUCK!

by CJL94 January 19, 2020

double pepperoni pump

The act where a girl gives two guys a handjob at once.

Guy 1: Did you and Jerry have fun at Stephanie's house?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave us a double pepperoni pump

by Plasmatiic September 26, 2018

Norwegian Double-Glory

Norwegian Double Glory is when two gay men lay faces to penises on a modified, lowered bunk-bed with two glory holes cut on each side. Mutual oral sex is then facilitated.

Norwegian Double-Glory example:

David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.

by dunkley22 December 1, 2011