Sexy Penis Time

The moment that comes when you have to use your penis for a sexy time.

“Guys it's sexy penis time.”
“Is sexy penis time the wave”
Scenario 1:

“Is it the wave?”
“Is what the wave?”
“Sexy penis time. Bro is it the wave?”
“It’s the WAVEEE!”

by nwerdgod3000 October 6, 2019

hard financial times

when you poor as fuck

Ryan is in hard financial times\

by FUCKK!@ May 1, 2016

Hot poppy time

When you are in anal sex you use no lube not spit and no pulling out. Must choke the female until her head appears as if it is an airhead. She must have poopy diarrhea and diarrhea is the only lubricant used during hot poopy time. Cheeks must be beaten red like a hot tomato. You cum in her but and have her shoot her feces and cum into your mouth.

Nick just had some hot poppy time with Margot

by Albert Fucking Einstein June 14, 2019

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.

I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

anus time machine

A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten

I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell

by katoom rider 76 May 13, 2014

happy-time fingers

The fingers used to give a woman an orgasm

I have to be careful playing football, I have a date later and can't damage my happy-time fingers.

by VanWilderer February 22, 2011

Old Time Road

Not old time road.

Dave: I got the horses in the back...
Jane: Haha. I love that song. Old Time Road, right?
Dave: No.

by True or False November 12, 2019