When your homie gets a taste of that sweet, sweet punani on the first date and drops everything else to make sure this girl stays happy just for some more punani
Bro I farted in front of Brian’s girls and know they both don’t talk to me, mans got lost homie syndrome
by FattySpit1 November 20, 2018
Get the Lost Homie Syndrome mug.A person who develops Sleepy Kitty Syndrome are typically at home when the symptoms first develop. This syndrome peaks in the daytime and obviously only affects cat owners (both men and women are susceptible).
Most commonly, this syndrome begins after the man or woman show signs of procrastination and decide to sit on his or her couch to watch television, rather than do what they needed to that day. The person's pet cat will then take this opportunity to sit upon his or her lap to commence the first stages of Sleepy Kitty Syndrome.
First, the cat will become very warm and cuddly.
Second, the cat will then proceed to take a nap on the owner's lap. This is when the cat will begin transmitting Sleepy Kitty Syndrome upon the owner. Currently, scientists cannot explain how the cat does this, or why. The person/cat owner will then begin to feel unyielding tiredness and become unable to leave his or her couch for the remainder of the day. However, the current world record for being under Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is 5.5 days. The only way to combat Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is by owning a dog.**
**WARNING: Sleepy Doggy Syndrome has not yet been properly tested. Please use caution when napping with a dog.
Most commonly, this syndrome begins after the man or woman show signs of procrastination and decide to sit on his or her couch to watch television, rather than do what they needed to that day. The person's pet cat will then take this opportunity to sit upon his or her lap to commence the first stages of Sleepy Kitty Syndrome.
First, the cat will become very warm and cuddly.
Second, the cat will then proceed to take a nap on the owner's lap. This is when the cat will begin transmitting Sleepy Kitty Syndrome upon the owner. Currently, scientists cannot explain how the cat does this, or why. The person/cat owner will then begin to feel unyielding tiredness and become unable to leave his or her couch for the remainder of the day. However, the current world record for being under Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is 5.5 days. The only way to combat Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is by owning a dog.**
**WARNING: Sleepy Doggy Syndrome has not yet been properly tested. Please use caution when napping with a dog.
"I really need to get a job, but I have Sleepy Kitty Syndrome so I think I will take a nap instead".
by Invisible.Lady February 13, 2015
Get the Sleepy Kitty Syndrome mug.Someone who is so obsessed with wearing masks and following covid guidelines to the extent they make their fear of covid other people's problem. Someone with covid derangement syndrome might yell at unmasked bystanders about their choice to wear a mask.
Damn, that girl with purple hair and face piercings must have covid derangement syndrome, she's wearing 5 masks
by Mr. Stonks January 10, 2022
Get the Covid Derangement Syndrome mug.A phenomenon which leads one's English (or whatever language one speaks) to either become less controlled or logical than usual or archaic and verbose; it also causes one to say things one wouldn't ordinarily say. Often quite embarrassing, this syndrome is most evident in those who chat or speak with friends or relatives in the wee hours of the morning.
Deb: I'm sorry about last night!! It was late, and I don't know what I was saying!
Pedro: No worries--I'm sure it was just the 4 AM Syndrome.
Pedro: No worries--I'm sure it was just the 4 AM Syndrome.
by BostoniensisXX September 6, 2013
Get the 4 AM Syndrome mug.by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015
Get the Purple Popsicle Syndrome mug.A syndrome where everyone thinks someone else will deal with something. The only known cure is personal ownership of a situation.
The expression comes from the renowned poor defence of a Scottish Football team, Airdrie.
The expression comes from the renowned poor defence of a Scottish Football team, Airdrie.
Who's actioned that report? Nobody? Don't tell me Airdrie Defence Syndrome has crept in!
Why didn't the bins get put out last night? Do we all have Airdrie Defence Syndrome?
Why didn't the bins get put out last night? Do we all have Airdrie Defence Syndrome?
by Big Davie 2 April 2, 2020
Get the Airdrie Defence Syndrome mug.What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.
by Jourie June 3, 2009
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