A god damn cat

Negan

Negan is a god damn cat

by Neganthegoddamncat April 3, 2023

Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT

by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021

phil the asian cat

Phil is a cat which can be found in Kidsgrove but looks Asian.

Damn, that cat looks Asian! He must be Phil the Asian cat!

by Deltah June 22, 2016

Leopold the Big Cat

A Leopard*.

I would love a pet Leopold the Big Cat.

by LewisW May 9, 2019

Cats in the porta potty

Its a cat in a porta potty what else is there?

BRO there’s some fucking cats in the porta potty look at this!

by Mygrandfatherkilledhitler December 7, 2021

dewey the library cat

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008