When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.
Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak
by audhatesu January 29, 2022

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

To have out witted you’re adversary so man time that the defense got held a 7 and we let them kick for 3
Aye sen that patriots game lass night man I swear to good nes man they have decuple slapped thes mufuckas man on so many levels like j esus is gonna be raining down on them so hard from this ass whooping
by Nippi kay June 18, 2021

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.
by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021
