Guys I can’t stop pooping

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu

Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy

by Swiftfoul20 September 10, 2020

David Goggins In Duty Poop II

A Rare film only few could possibly ever see. The story of a triumphant story of a man who "Stays Hard"(Questionable???) while running 100 Miles to take "The Shit of a Life Time." A Mission not even Shia LaBeouf could complete.

Tyler: "Hey Caleb, Have You Seen Q Today?"

Caleb: "Oh Q? He's in the bathroom playing David Goggins In Duty Poop II.

I told him not to eat that week old burrito last night."

Q:(Yelling from a distant) STAY HARD!!!

by JustAnotherBlackDude (Q) September 08, 2022

poop sex connected (P.S. Connected)

to insert shit into someones ass.
***MUST CONNECT ASSES***

Ken and Phillip had warm enjoyable poop sex connected!

by cocktart June 21, 2003

poop the come out of my ass

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

by Shimmer March 07, 2005

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 28, 2022

Smoking poop like 123 set hut

an Amber Hazel's favorite phrase.

"Smoking poop like 123 SET HUT" *sparks lighter* "Fuck high school" *hits crack pipe full of shit*

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 09, 2020

cheming=cos poop dick theta

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying

Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid

The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta

Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming

We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

by Poopsmith April 14, 2003