A mexican flamingo

Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass

Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that

by Noasssass88 July 20, 2022

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

mexican motorbike

Exactly like an Alaskan Top hat, only inverted and reversed.

"That's when Sally broke out the lube and I knew a mexican motorbike was in store for me."

by HubristicGuru February 19, 2017

Mexican eagle

Vultures

Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.

by Daddy's Bitch June 2, 2018

Mexican Seaworld

When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.

Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"

Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

Mexican Pinball

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...

Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.

by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021

Mexican Pinball

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.

We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!

by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015