no w/no double u

To protect yourself from no u times 2

Friend: ur mum gey lol
You: no u
Friend: no u times 2
Everyone else: OHHHH GET REKT
You: no w/no double u
Friend: *mum gey*

by Dekpakito June 1, 2019

double sock rule

Wearing two pairs of socks cancels out the sock rule

Jayden- I’m wearing 2 pairs of socks so it definitely can’t cancel the sock rule

Abraham-awe your gay now it cancels it out that’s on the double Sock Rule

by Crewstabber January 30, 2020

double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.

Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

by Iva Penis March 1, 2007

double-red that call

when you hit the end button twice on your cell phone to make sure that the caller is disconnected.

"You'd better "double-red that call" before you start talking about what a loser the person on the other end was."

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

double damn day

A horrible day that things just seem to be happening to you.

Morgan: Ugh! First, i got rejected. Then, I had Soccer. After that, my dog kept me up all night!

Deanna: Wow. You had one Double Damn Day!

by Deanna!!! May 27, 2009

double dish disorder

The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.

1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)

by FreemDeem November 19, 2009

double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.

- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"

by vallada November 25, 2009