Johnny: I'm going to try out for the soccer team
Bob: you don't even like soccer
Johnny : So every one is trying out I might as well
Bob: You a Dick Rider
Bob: you don't even like soccer
Johnny : So every one is trying out I might as well
Bob: You a Dick Rider
by The Truth teller 1017 August 19, 2017
Get the Dick Rider mug.The act of eating dicks. Could be several, could be one, but all I know is you'll have some fun! wkl (Xbox) loves to do so in his spare time. He is relatively homosexual, but gets the job done. Eating dicks is a true skill and should not be looked down upon. You could be eating dicks right now and you just don't know it yet, it is commonly used as a term to call someone you don't like *wkl*. Whilst requiring a fair amount of skill, the act of "eating dicks" is only performed by the master tier 100 cunts.
Wow, he really eats all of the dicks... How many? So many.
Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.
Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.
by Big facs July 3, 2018
Get the Eat a dick mug.it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole
joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..
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joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
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by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021
Get the soap dick mug.Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.
by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021
Get the Dick Tickle mug.1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.
2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.
3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.
3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?
AMAN: Yes AT2.
AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?
AMAN: *gulp*
AMAN: Yes AT2.
AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?
AMAN: *gulp*
by Jp331 March 19, 2021
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by willa-mena October 29, 2003
Get the dicking around mug.eat a dick. usually an insult thrown at someone of lesser intelligence. when said, you are inviting the victim of the insult to partake in the digestion of your genitalia, specifically, the penis.
mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you.
john: what is it?
mary: im pregnant.
john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!
john: what is it?
mary: im pregnant.
john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!
by SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 August 15, 2010
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