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dick click

Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.
When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.
by Bructus September 30, 2010
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Dick & Dash

When you have sex and leave promptly after satisfaction.
She was horney and had a busy day, so she asked me to come over for a "dick & dash".dick and dash dick'n dash
by Merryshwy October 12, 2016
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dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.
bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig
by Mangina Man April 16, 2008
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Donkey Dick

1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.

2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.

3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?

AMAN: Yes AT2.

AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?

AMAN: *gulp*
by Jp331 March 19, 2021
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Dick twerk

The act of dry humping the air right out of the shower and making your dick move aggressively up and down mimicking the act of "twerking".
Dry humping the air and making your dick move up and down "Dick twerk"
by awarsaw18 January 11, 2014
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Sure Dick

A phrase that someone says when they are in utter disbelief of something.

what ever no way bullshit whatev blah
Andy: I think if I got in a fight with Chuck Norris I would kick his ass.
Mike: Sure Dick! Chuck Norris would kill you.

what ever no way bullshit whatev blah
by southsidejonny February 5, 2010
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EAT A DICK

eat a dick. usually an insult thrown at someone of lesser intelligence. when said, you are inviting the victim of the insult to partake in the digestion of your genitalia, specifically, the penis.
mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you.

john: what is it?

mary: im pregnant.

john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!
by SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 August 15, 2010
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