by Gryffindor406 February 22, 2016
CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
by PISSBAGPO April 04, 2018
A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.
I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.
by Deep Cakethroat December 05, 2013
by ( r33p3r May 28, 2009
Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
by Kahnbahn February 04, 2023
Stop being a grunge cake
by The Talker October 13, 2015