Gay cat mobile

Haha vroom vroom

Something that Mrspolykit created in jackbox

Superstinoworld: *Laughs* what even is a gay cat mobile?!

by Bobal November 24, 2021

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

Mitchell Cat 9

The baddest motherfucker to walk the planet.

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH

by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023

bald cat day

A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,

"i love bald cat day"

by OKPANIEEE March 31, 2023

A god damn cat

Negan

Negan is a god damn cat

by Neganthegoddamncat April 3, 2023

Cat man chu

When a girl shaves only the center of her vagina down the lips and leaves the inner thigh area hairy.

Steve: I heard debrah was a real rock star?.

Jason: yeah Tom said when they got back to his place he was surprised to see she had a cat man chu!!

by NWatty June 30, 2021

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008