Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

Bro Ho

What you call a female instead of bro.

Hey, Bro Ho! Wanna come to my house to hang out!

by Derp 65 May 3, 2017

solid bro move

A shitbag fuckboy who cockblocks, throws you under the bus, and or DM's your girl, drives a compact car and wacks his pud to the family photo album.

Hey you hear about Jonathan Robyn Paul? He has to register as a sex offender for touching baby peens, what a solid bro move

by Jules Winnfield April 19, 2018

bro down

When a party of 2 or more bro's consume at least 6 beers each and just be a bro.

Bro #1: My girlfriend is being such a cunt right now.
Bro #2: You know what you need bro?
Bro #1: What?
Bro #2: A bro down.

by realoj September 17, 2017

Bros

A terrible blood sucking group that shuns nonmembers. They ruin friendships and entire lives.

The bros ruined my life, this is my story.

by toffeenerd September 28, 2017

get away bro

A new saying for “fuck off” and “i’m a piece of shit”. Most used in a place called frat land.

Tiffany: why were you with Samantha today?
Andrew: lol get away bro.

by Tifftiffbitch September 30, 2017

Canadian bro

A Canadian bro is someone who loves the Canadian vag, but would bend over for The PM’s hot cock

Wow that Canadian bro can get any girl in here but I know he wants Justin’s pee pee.

by Canadian Bro Cock October 11, 2017