Shit Baby

A Shit Baby is someone who's so useless, dumb, and dependent that it can't even come out the right hole. Instead of coming out of the pussy, it comes out of the ass while the mother is shitting; indicating why it's a Shit Baby.

That boy Pedro is such a shit baby he can't even use the bathroom on his own.

by PtheGcomingfromD August 27, 2017

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Baby Uncomfy

A response to when you are feeling uncomfortable in a given situation.

Weird relative: *Goes in for a hug*
Me: “Baby uncomfy”

by IJUSTaBaby1999 November 5, 2018

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Baby Guard

Chance Mole Morris' version of puppy guarding

*in DBD game* Only 2 survivors left and ones one hook? Time to Baby Guard.

by Donald Trump Is A Double Agent December 12, 2018

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Baby Cannon

Someone who has too much sex with other men and gets pregnant everytime she can

Family of 10 walking down the road with single mother who is pregnant and has 9 young kids.

Mia:Psst linda why does she have that many kids

Linda: oh she is a baby cannon babies will shoot out of her all the time

by A Good Bean June 19, 2018

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