Bean

English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.

"I slapped his bean bruv", "Brucey's a bit of beaner still"

by Jeremy Cunt May 4, 2021

Bean Hair

A greasy haired Mexican

My friend bill is a bean hair

by fluff bag May 27, 2009

beans and patties

Rape

You're gonna get the beans and patties

by Thegreatganjalord September 12, 2015

smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020

bean

a bean is someone who is amazingly annoying and kinda an asshole, but they’re also incredibly sweet and charming. and damn are they hot

ur such a bean

by chickie nugs May 6, 2020

No bean

Not good, just not good.

Pickles are no bean man.

by Nobeanmachine July 22, 2020

Smol Bean

A cinnamon roll. Like santts from my amino. Go follow him on emo amino .

Santts is such a smol bean. We must protecc him

by STAB July 19, 2018