Auzzie-King

The sweetest person ever. The one who's always there for you. The one that will keep you laughing. The one that nearly never fails to cheer you up.

OMG. I can't believe I met Auzzie-King.

by raoz December 2, 2011

King

A euphemism for the long dong. The King Kong. The Jack of Spades.

Yo B, that king is slayin all us hoes!

You mean that huge donkey dong?
Yess sir!

by DonkeyD April 9, 2023

Corner King

A guy that is often sitting on the side at a party but that everyone still has an amiable attitude towards and doesn’t find awkward.

A: Who else should we invite?
B: My roommate (name) is a bit introverted but he’s a Corner King.
A: Alright he can come.

by Eyelashesaredisgusting November 26, 2023

King Poke

King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.

That creeper sent all the little girls his nasty nudes before King Poke destroyed him.

by JiggleB November 11, 2016

king mitus

a nigga who will always try to act cool around there friend and do anything they say. for example someone says “yo dude go slap him across the face” the person will then do so to prove to there friend that they will do anything and try to act as cool as possible and fit in.

yo bro your such a king mitus to max

by johhnycskes399 February 16, 2021

The Grub King

Some nerd who's life goal is to spread his seed. Used to play runescape but is now a staff member on a Minecraft server.

Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.

The Grub King is selfish and refused to buy his potatoe love a new cat

by Jennifer of Doom and Sunshine June 19, 2023

king voning

wen you shove a glock into the partners asshole and rack the slide

do you want to try king voning later

by big dick vinlying March 17, 2025