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cake eating whore

when an ugly nasty nikka fat shames whamen by calling them cake eating whores
ugly nikka: you guys are just cake eating whores
cute nikka: fuck u say bitch
by sadnikkahours March 11, 2019
mugGet the cake eating whoremug.

Cup cakes

Yo I was wit dis bitch last night she had some bomb ass cup cakes
by SheckyTheBookie February 5, 2015
mugGet the Cup cakesmug.

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
mugGet the cake bastardmug.

cake

Math time! Blud this cake is so hard 🍰🎂”
by jakwjdjkfkrkek September 12, 2023
mugGet the cakemug.

Caked up

Girl 2“Damn why are the boys in my class more Caked up than me”

Girl 2:“I don’t know it’s kinda sad”
by CrazyCh1ck September 10, 2023
mugGet the Caked upmug.

Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.
by Macarper April 2, 2025
mugGet the Texas Cake Toppermug.

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