unlucky taco

When you shit your pants and your ass crack is filled with poo

Guys I trusted a fart too much and now I have an unlucky taco.

by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022

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Poco Taco

Poco means = Little

Taco means = Half

So POCO TACO = LITTLE HALF

Oh my sons my Poco Taco causes he’s Little Half.

Like two peas in a pod.

by Pink Cinnamon March 14, 2021

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Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

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Another name for a ladies clitoris. Under the right conditions, the Troll de Taco will make an appearance and convince it's she-owner to open the flood gates. The Troll de Taco is very demanding and sensitive, trying to negotiate with it too quickly or missing the obvious cues may ruin your chances of a second introduction.

Amanda was so impressed by Tom's well defined pectoral muscles, she insisted that her Troll de Taco meet his hole pole.

by fusterclucker February 8, 2014

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No Taco

Another way of saying a bad word.

I can’t believe Her she is such a No Taco

by Wait what oh yeah ya like jazz December 7, 2019

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Taco Bell

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!

Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

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